#standardshift
<@mtheis> texas has 5 seasons
<@mtheis> spring, summer, hell, fall, winter

#standardshift
< Leedeth> nom nom nom
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< comingbackdown> I think Lee just nommed his modem.

#standardshift
< alfachild> That was chrome
< alfachild> I tried to install it
< alfachild> "Extensions are not supported in your version of chrome"
< alfachild> *Downloads beta*
< alfachild> "etentions are not supported in your version of chrome"
< alfachild> *Opens Intenet Explorer

#standardshift
< Leedeth> nom nom nom
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< comingbackdown> I think Lee just nommed his modem.

#standardshift
< alfachild> That was chrome
< alfachild> I tried to install it
< alfachild> "Extensions are not supported in your version of chrome"
< alfachild> *Downloads beta*
< alfachild> "etentions are not supported in your version of chrome"
< alfachild> *Opens Intenet Explorer

<@bouzo> i ran my own pr0n bbs at 13 ;P
<@osi> bouzo i ran my own porn bbs at 12-13 too
<@osi> were teh same
<@bouzo> osi: you bastard ;] following in my footsteps without copyright

* Roland` (Roland@me-kennebunk1f-10.knbnme.adelphia.net) has joined #UrbanExploration
<Roland`> hey
<Superkuh> Hello.
<Roland`> so, you the guys who liek take photos of abandoned malls and shit?
<Superkuh> And shit, yes.

* Ben3d3tta (Benedetta@ppp-62-11-128-46.dialup.tiscali.it) has joined #english
<Ben3d3tta> hiiiiiii peopleeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :D
* sets sets mode: +v Ben3d3tta
<+Ben3d3tta> Thanx x il +v sets!
<Wonderi> why do all macaronis have that exact same script?
<+Alvari> They suck.
<Wonderi> they've never sucked me!
<+Alvari> Your turn will come, I promise!

* X_Nia (d5fa09f9@webchat.xs4all.nl) has joined #english
<X_Nia> Does anyone here speak english

<@bouzo> i always thought turkish sounded somewhat like klingon, from startrek
<+CmDr_Sm> some of them look like klingons too
<+CmDr_Sm> but some dutch people too
<@bouzo> CmDr_Sm : yea.. the dutch look more like vulcans though :]
<+CmDr_Sm> you look like a borg ;)
<+CmDr_Sm> bouzo from borg

<+tasha`> english is gone
<@NETKOJI> boooooooooo
<+tasha`> blame it on those fluckers that took over the chan :P
<@NETKOJI> oh, The Fluckers who took over the chan.. I Blame You!
<@NETKOJI> blame, blame, blame!

<+ace`r`us> arrrr!
<+ace`r`us> I'm a pirate!
* +Trips_ puts a saw to ace's pegleg :)
<@raatoh> arrr! and a bottle of rum.
* +ace`r`us threatens Trips_ with his dreaded HOOK
* +Trips_ pokes ace in his one good eye
* +ace`r`us fires 30 cannons at Trips_ 
* +Trips_ isn't worried... any man with one eye ain't got great distance/accuracy ;)
<+ace`r`us> but my crew has
<+ace`r`us> HARRR
<+Trips_> oh shit
* +ace`r`us watches trips being turned into bowling gear
* +Trips_ thinks it might be too late to duck
* +Trips_ runs the white flag

* @bouzo starts up a browser
* @bouzo waits 20 minutes
<@bouzo> running redhat 8 on a 233mhz is like nismo's toiletry habbits
<@nismo> fast and efficent?
<@bouzo> dirty
<@nismo> Im like the SAS storming the iranian embassy 
<@nismo> in and out in three minutes
<@nismo> job done

<+ATmaCA20> 4[ 2Voice (+) i¢in Te$ekkûrler - 13sets - 4]    6[ 12viva Script 4« TR » 6]

* la_Morte (Medallion@host18-119.pool80182.interbusiness.it) has joined #english
<la_Morte> ello
* sets sets mode: +v la_Morte
<+la_Morte> who is f?
<@todd> [18:07.21] [IRCNet] *** f ~praylor@80.120.0.196
<@todd> [18:07.21] [IRCNet] ***  ircname  : Part prison, part home.
<@todd> [18:07.21] [IRCNet] ***  channels : +#alphabet @#alltimehigh

<@nismo> wanker
<@bouzo> what! you callin ME a wanker?
<@nismo> until geddy comes home
<@nismo> theres only you and lady palm

* tdd6 (~tdd@3ffe:80ee:20a3:dead:dead:dead:dead:dead) has joined #english
* dyn` sets mode: +b tdd6!*tdd@3ffe:80ee:20a3:dead:dead:dead:dead:dead
* tdd6 was kicked by mode (Banned)
<@nismo> hihi
<@nismo> I give him
<@nismo> 9.7 for artistic performance

<@nismo> I drove a truck a couple of times
<@nismo> VROOM VROOM!
<@nismo> I reveresed it into a loading bay
<@nismo> very gently
<@nismo> VROOM VROOM!
<@nismo> *beep!* *beep!* *beep!* *beep!*
<+nb5> Special-effect-day. :)
<@nismo> futooooooooooooooosh!
<@nismo> futooooooooooooooosh!
<@nismo> airbrakes
<@nismo> there was rubber bumpers on this
<@nismo> *bump!*

<+balu`> are there any hungarian guy?
<@nismo> balu: Im not hungarian but I'll fuck anything that moves

<@nismo> why would a finnish person learn german?
<@nismo> teinifrau?
<@dyn> ich habe keine anung, nis
<@nismo> der braun eingang ist verboten herr dyn
<@nismo> achtung baby
<@nismo> der hund ist nicht verboten

During italian invasion
<+Kanius> clones...
<+bONe`> lets ban;>
<@Kreon> hell yeah

7.12.2003:
* Now talking in #english
* Topic is 'The b'day is over, Finland has a hangover :> www.3nglish.co.uk'

<@Meph|sto^> i have russian clone of Pentax cam
<@Meph|sto^> old one
<@Meph|sto^> very old
<@bouzo> does it need petrol? ;]

<+Arbou> my left foot feels kinda funny
<+Arbou> iskias in finnish
<@dudee> sounds nasty
<@dudee> and homosexual
<+Arbou> feels too

<+altan> 4sets: 6Allah Tuttugunu Altin etsin Emii.. 12Voice(+v) için 4altan 12teşekkür eder :o) 11,11 12,12 4,4 0,2 KELEBEK 11,2ScripT 11,11 12,12 4,4 

<@bouzo> brb tash, trp, teeb and todd (sounds like the teletubbies)

<@chaninfo> Timeslave hasn't uttered a word since I joined #english 1 day, 26 minutes ago.
<@t-bo`> chaninfo you left the channel?!!? tut tu
* @t-bo` spanks chaninfo

* Oauaor is aiming at the right shoulder of his teacher and preparing for pulling the trigger of his brand new rifle...
* @Trips_ slaps oauaor for being daft... teacher shooting season ended in September silly! You'll get fined if you kill one now!

<+NewOne> !stats
<@chaninfo> try using !stat ... Duhh !
<+NewOne> !stat
..
<+NewOne> chaninfo: Are you broken?

<+nismo> its a #prodigy legend
<+nismo> that I get drunk on NYE
<+nismo> and ring up finnish people
<+nismo> (who are always in bed at 1am)
<+nismo> and shout finnish swearwords at them

<+osi> got my driver's license etc
<+osi> now i can drink AND drive

<@dyn> and i'm going to england soon :>
<@Kreon> did I already ask why you're going there? :)
<@todd> he's being expelled from finland
<@todd> he did some really naughty things
<@dyn> hehe, yep
<@dyn> with the minister of justice
<@dyn> the govenrment didn't like it
<@dyn> especially not the pics
<@todd> let's just say he was caught redhanded in deep shit 

<Wonderi> why is everybody _wondering_ all the time, my highligth is beeping all the time...
* @tasha` wonders alot 

<@nismo-> 7210 is a girls phone
<@nismo-> just looks girly
<@nismo-> girly colour
<@nismo-> girly key layout
<@nismo-> even the back looks like a girls phone
<@todd> fits nismo's hand perfectly..
<@nismo-> todd: like your cock
<@nismo-> small and compact
<@todd> nismo-: did you sneak down in your granny's second living room?!
<@todd> cause i remember some movement

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<@dyn> now wait a minute
<@dyn> are you mrs. nismo?
<Sushie> yes
..
<Sushie> anyway...g2g again
<Sushie> bye guys
<@dyn> bye nismess

<Trips_> I'm in love with the girl next door.... smell my fingers!
<Trips_> She's been had several times before... smell my fingers
<@Coolio> cant smell it while its in ur nose nerd..

<wlam> Gada tu ktos po polsku
<@dyn> wlam, no polskipolski in here

<NeoIceFox> oh yeah, you can feel the poland around, feel it in your nose, feel it in your lungs, feel it by the speed of your connection

<+WebPheser> where's this smell comming from?
* +WebPheser puts his shirt over his nose
* +WebPheser feels muslim

<+JENNY_LO> just tell me any command you know pls :))))))
<+ELwood> JENNY_LO: uhm... ./list is a good one
* JENNY_LO (~Miss_Worl@217.9.236.148) Quit (Max SendQ exceeded)
<+ELwood> uhm
<+ELwood> she tried list

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<osi> hello mr osiris :D
<@osi_> it's the replica

<+K_Cook> hehe.. sorry ;) not feeling so talkative atm ;D
<@osi_> crouching headache hidden hangover?

<solita> my machine, it starts again because a condition is bad.

<@Platyna> The best way of repair windows is uninstall it.

<+bouzo> NETKOJI : seen Bowling For Columbine?
<+NETKOJI> bouzo: no
<+bouzo> NETKOJI : download it NOW :P
<+bouzo> if your fragile connection can handle it ;]

<+Haggard6> well, i still don't know what's wrong in being a wanker

<@bouzo> i wanted to call my dog honda and my cat suzuki

<@bouzo> what i need is a babel fish
<@^WiTcH^> what's babel fish?
<@bouzo> it's a little fish that you stick in your ear
<@^WiTcH^> are you crazy?
<@bouzo> Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
<@^WiTcH^> why do you want to stick in your ear some fucking fish?
<@bouzo> yea :) it translates sounds into understandable brainwaves, so i can understand polish finally

<@todd> what's your phone number? ;)
<@ged|net> 02088441814
<@ged|net> +0044
<@ged|net> thought that's in UK so don't ring it.  although my mother loves dirty calls, she looks forward to them, she's a sick woman that mother o'mine
* @todd calls

<@todd> i'm gonna spank my brother until he calls himself the bitch he is
<@tasha`> todd :) you're so nice :P
<@todd> tasha`: he borrowed both my cars, parked them outside and went off to the airforce again for a week
<@todd> tasha`: i just realized he left the window open on the old one, and all the doors open and the key lying in the seat on the new one
<@todd> he is for sure not gonna borrow any of them again

<+sex_male> hello you wanna do make sex with me ?i handsome very if you want i send you my piçture

<Mick2003> dyn is naughty fellla
<@Chronoz> Fella?
<@Chronoz> What does it mean?
<Mick2003> person
<@Chronoz> What language is that?
<Mick2003> its slang
<Mick2003> in english
<@Chronoz> I don't like using slang, that's why didn't know this one
<Mick2003> hehe slangs good in aussie
<@Chronoz> In what?
<Mick2003> australia
<Mick2003> where i am
<@Kreon> "thiers this hjuuuge crocodjiail!"

* @todd undresses samuli with a shovel
<+UndressMe> todd, that tickles! :D

<@bouzo> damn this heat
<@bouzo> it's all you whores with a car! fucking up my environment! *smoke* ;)

* bouzo changes topic to 'Webcams: Watch other people have the life you wish you had.'

<@^WiTcH^> <---- coffee
<+Pheser> <-- green fernandez
<@todd> <-- lazy ass
<@tasha`> <---believes todd

<@tasha`> my hands feel like silk from the damn lawnmower :P
<cheri> tash silky lady wanna mow my lawn:P
<@tasha`> cheri time to stop feeling lazy and get moving don't you think ?
<cheri> I want a ride on mower so I can have a silky butt:P

<@adminka> The one thing what is worth to live is DESTRYING and REMOVING.

<@tasha`> ohh my bro is freaking out lol
<@bouzo> why? :)
<@tasha`> bouzo he's a picard thats why :P
<@tasha`> thats my last name :P
<@bouzo> what .. he's bald?
<@tasha`> haha yeah actually
<@bouzo> tell him that he'll be captain of a starship one day and he'll have to behave

<@osi_> i might get a job at wednesday
<@osi_> something related to gardening
* @bouzo does sth also related to gardening
* @bouzo smokes what he gardens, though ;>

* +NETKOJI does nothing
* @bouzo helps

<+Elw00d> 127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1

<@raatoh> citizen, you ain't that much stud you can satisfy 2-> girls at the same night ;) 
<+citizen_> i could
<@raatoh> even i, the great lover of women, wouldn't survive on that kinda mission :P

<@tasha`> anyway after you've sucked a dick you'll never want to go back to pussy munching again :P

* adminka is now known as tasha
* tasha is now known as adminka
<@adminka> You really looking silly with that `.
<@tasha`> I've had it for years now 

* @raatoh makes a helicopter front of tasha :P
<@tasha`> he's swirlling his willy around 

<bouzo> "Tonight, on Www.Gedye.Org.Uk : h0t l3sb14n m3n wh0 r 133t"

* @bouzo is horny
* @bouzo wants sex
<@`ged|net> Well you can't cause I'm smoking

<+todd> will one get global master flags by giving t-bo a blow job?  why has nobody told me about that?

<+sexy_boy> i turkish boy i want do phone sex my mobile number  +90535 518 57 87

<simona18> i send all my italian amateur pic (60) and my amateur video (6) if a girl show me her pussy in web-cam for only 10 sec.

<+Trips_> chillin' and playin', just bought me a new toy :) 
<@osi_> none of those vibrating ones ?

<@_RIPPER_> ive 12 inches cock long
<@todd> ripper messed up the inch/cm calculations again

<@Platyna> Haggard6: Go away! You perkele!

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<sellHaPpY> sorry
<sellHaPpY> i'm italian

<@osi> can i call you my faithful follower
<+Haggard6> osi: hmmm... okay
* +Haggard6 follows osi to the toilet

<@nismo> ace: some guy called wuschl was looking for you last night
<@nismo> I think he was horny

<@t-bo`> dont be shy.. touch my bum *sing*
* +nismo touchs t-bos bum
<+nismo> wow
<+nismo> so firm
<+nismo> :D
<+nismo> do you work out?

<sister> 1,7hello
* sets sets mode: +v sister
<+nb5> sister: No colors.
<+sister> why?
<+nb5> sister: Because they suck.
<+sister> theme here?
<@nismo-> the theme here is black and white

<+Sarastro> i just came back from my friend's summer cottage
<+Sarastro> 32 beers. Mission accomplished :>

<@osi_> yeah it would be cool to be a woman in a sexy body
<@osi_> no one would care what you'd say
<+sh33p> and you can play with your titties all day

<@Coolio-> but i got ill a bit later, for like, 2 minutes :) puked a little, then i went back to fucking ;)
<@trip> you puked on the lady ? ;>

<@dyn> brb
<@dyn> gonna brush my eyes
<@dyn> teeth
* @dyn is tired

<@prlwytz> yes indeed: there three kinds of men: small, medium and .... OHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!

<@todd> i think i'm gonna go read
<@^WiTcH^> todd:  what are you going to read? 
<@todd> ^witch^: database systems - the complete book
<+osi> todd, having trouble with insomnia ? ;>

<todd> which part of "speak english" did you not understand?
<Ca|ifFO> i not understend
<Ca|ifFO> i banned

<@nismo-> its the wrong hole but it feels so right!

<@NETKOJI> you killed EnGL|Sh
<@NETKOJI> :\
<@NETKOJI> bad people
* @NETKOJI *cries*

<@Platyna> Italian needed.
<@Platyna> goodtrip!
<@goodtrip> here i am :]

!stevoo! $ DECKARD! I THINK IT'S TIME FOR DRUM PRACTICE!
!Deckard! $ I think it's time for your ass to be invaded
!stevoo! $ DECKARD! MOM IS CALLING! DRUM PRACTICE! BRING YOUR STICKS!

<@nismo-> I ate some weird german cheesecake for breakfast and now my stomach feels funny
<+Wonderi> a fruitcake ate a cheesecake

<@Parente> i can be your little hero
<@Parente> and gaave you some erotic pleasure
<@Platyna-> You can be my little dinner. ;)

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<SaDDaM`> CiAuZ A TuTTi!!!
* sets sets mode: +v SaDDaM`
<+SaDDaM`> Thanx x il +v sets!
<@Parente> ee
<@Parente> ehehe
* Parente sets mode: +b *!*DG_qq46Ck@*.pool80181.interbusiness.it
* SaDDaM` was kicked by Parente ([ZT] go go go [Kick No. 19])
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<SaDDaM`> CiAuZ A TuTTi!!!
<SaDDaM`> Parente your speak i-talian?
* sets sets mode: +v SaDDaM`
<+SaDDaM`> Thanx x il +v sets!
<@Parente> aa
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<SaDDaM`> CiAuZ A TuTTi!!!
* nasya sets mode: +b *!*@host6-124.pool80181.interbusiness.it
* SaDDaM` was kicked by mode (Banned)
<@Parente> :)
<@Parente> bye bye tutti

<+NETKOJI> gosh
<+NETKOJI> a hacker
<@t-bo> I bet he couldnt hack his way out of a wet paper bag with a knife

!Ferg! $ MORNING QUAKENET!
!Starman! $ MOOO!
!Ferg! $ only one person said morning to me, im hurt :(
!Ferg! $ 20 mornings and one shut up im sleeping
!Ferg! $ much better :)
!ozzy^stus! $ this mornings stfu was brought to you by me

<+AbsX> You find some nerdish humor urls ([+14,0] +5 Amusement)!
<+AbsX> You advance a level! You're now a level 24 "CopyMaster" dark nerd urlpaster!

<@Platyna> The best in Germany are dogs, in Finland Tupsumato, in Italy Rome and in Poland ME!

<@tasha`> Oh Canadaaaa...are home and native land...true patriot love in all our sons command...with glowing heart blah blah blah blah

<+|Bodzio|> eny body in this cannel wos pleing in ROGUE SPEAR ??
<+|Bodzio|> i dont cant good english
<+|Bodzio|> im poland :D

<+dyn> clap
<+dyn> your
<+dyn> HANDS!
<+ace\aruu> \o/
<@nasya> *clap clap*
* +dyn isn't clapping
* +dyn is at school
* +dyn would probably get expelled if he'd clap his hands

<+adonis> ... reporting live from #english IRCnet

<@Chronoz> Mandor, are you French?
<+Mandor> yes, I am.
<@Chronoz> I always thought you're Pole
<+Mandor> eww.
<+Mandor> stop insulting me will you? :P

<@Mandor> finns take over the world? no way, they are too drunk to go out of their own home, so take over the world... :P
<@nasya> Mandor, we can take over the world even if we're drunk :))
<@Mandor> nasya: no you can't, because when you will try to take over a country, you'll walk diagonally and end up invading the wrong country. ;)
<@Mandor> and what if you end up in the sea when trying to go to France dyn?
<@Mandor> you'll all die instead of taking over the world.
<@Mandor> poor finns... ;)

<+Nestan> I'M AN ALCOHOLIST, PARANOID IDIOT
* @yossarian slaps nestan
<@yossarian> we will cure u
* @yossarian slaps nestan again
<@yossarian> better now?

<@Mandor> what kind of a medical visit was that is he didn't do any kinky stuff? :\

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<Andre|-_-> 13Un 13Grosso 13Saluto a 13Tutto Il 13Canale < 7#english >
* sets sets mode: +v Andre|-_-
<+Andre|-_->  1,7Grazie per il Voice sets8,1 IR5,1©8,1Simpson

<@Mandor> bu: thats true, but when I'm here and I see an asshole, I can ban it.
<+bu> Mandor, since when asshole = 'it' ? *g*
<@Mandor> since when is an asshole a person?
<@Mandor> did you give a name to your's? :P

<@nismo> with all these gay nuori suomalainen around Im just gonna keep nasya and all the other teinipillu happy
<@nismo> I <3 Finland

<@nismo> spring is coming
<@nismo> you better build a log cabin before your igloo melts
<@Kreon> Well.. so the rain might be a little warmer
<@nismo> and don't forget to feed the huskies

<@nismo> haha
<@nismo> lmao
<@nismo> sorry pitkits
<@nismo> I thought you were like 15
<@nismo> just seen your ii2 profile
<@nismo> :D
<+PitkiZ> yeah i thought you were 8

!Bazerka! $ Free loving available for whoever brings rounds some very crispy bacon sarnies, coz I'm starving

<@marrus> :~~~~~~(
<@marrus> ~~~~~~~~~~~~/o/~~~~~~<-- a lil man sinking in my tears :D

!soFtis!    EYE HURTNESS TEST  - Please ignore!
!Starman! $ MY EYES!
!soFtis! $  Does a "sorry" help? 

!Deckard! $ you're quasi-evil... you're the diet coke of evil

<@tash|awy> YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
<@^WiTcH^> tasha do you have dick???
<@^WiTcH^> wanna be first then
<@tash|awy> sorry i was caught in a moment :/ 

<@dudee> bouzo, if you're planning a trip to Poland, learn three words: tak, nie and kurwa, you'll get far knowing them
<@dudee> bouzo, you've been taught all your master has gained

<@gryl> My clients are taking shit out of me because of our Intenret Connection hehe
<@gryl> I am hiding from them since last monday :-P
<@gryl> *g*

<@_tricky_> 4k java game contest
<@_tricky_> and my entry will kick ass
<@_tricky_> 10 sprites... a fart of artificial intelligence/stupidity... and... drumdrumdrum... sound! :D

<@t-bo> <chaninfo> *** Ping timeout: MaryJane (lost 1 bot and 0 users)
<@t-bo> aww
<@t-bo> it died
<+ged|net> <chaninfo> *** Ping timeout: MaryJane (gone for more gear)
<+ged|net> owwww

<jojolemerou> I love finland and scandinavian countries for being so evolved, and japan for sick porn

!Jaster! $ Woho, everyone, /msg olle Happy Birthday d00d!
...
!Jaster! $ Ok, olle is fl00ded, could you please stop msg'ing him? ;-)

<@Mandor> who unpluged the finnish wire again?
<@fungi> who unplugged the european link ?
<@todd> it was pirkka

<@Tupsumato> phenomena
<@n0life> that latvian is the queen of sarcasm

<@Parente> call me The Chamberlain, His Incomparable Magnificence, Lord Parente. The Salient Slayer of Warsaw

<@eSCe> GoodTrip ur ircin` in work again?
<@eSCe> and they still haven't fired u

<@nismo> how many non-finns try to learn your horrible language?

* +superhero takes some clothes of
* @dynamics closes his eyes

<@dynamics> !age Platyna
<+Platyna> age: permission denied
<@dynamics> *hack, hack*
<@dynamics> !age Platyna
<+Platyna> age: permission denied
<@dynamics> i shut down your firewall
* @dynamics slaps Platyna gently with a denied permission
<@dynamics> *hack, hack*

<@Samuel^> thou shall bow in front of shit
<@Samuel^> its the most precious thing ur body will ever build.
* @Samuel^ is organic machinery of eternal flow

*** Topic is 'http://www.cstretton.net/pics/christmas.jpg *<:o|)))'
<+vampirelo> who speak polish???????????????
<@Mandor`> vampirelo, try /join #polish
<@Mandor`> Here it's #english
<@Mandor`> So like the topic dsoesn't say it because of this fucking Santa, here we talk english :P

<@fungi> some food disappears without coming out :)=
<@Samuel-> fungi it comes out but u just don`t mind it.
<@Samuel-> some professors call it "shitting into ur pants" :P
<@fungi> samuel: you have to observe your shit, so you can see how your body handles different kind of organic stuff
<@Samuel-> fungi, u talk like a pro ;)
* @Samuel- learns from the master
<@fungi> my body is the holy temple of eternal flow :)=
<@Samuel-> i`m learning how to analyse and respect my shit. woo-hoo :)))

<@Haggard6> finnish - a language. of the snow folks
<@Haggard6> the guys with mobile phones

<@phenomena> Mandor, it's Jornt ,o)
<@phenomena> the nerd king of all Dutch coders ,o)

<+Boree> write me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4

<+psycx> I always use irssi in GNU/Linux
<@gryl> 16:33:22 CTCP VERSION reply from psycx: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<@gryl> No shit ;)

[03:23]
<@Poizon> brb... getting breakfast :)
<@raatoh> getting breakfest? WHERE THE HELL U LIVE?
<@Poizon> Australia
<@Poizon> and it's noon here

<@Samuel^> no no, don`t bite it, it`s not a fucking banana, now is it? :)
<@GeRi^> ohh.. it was so small that i tought it was

<@Samuel^> what i really need is sex without my hand including in it.

<@HOEBA> deutschalnd unter alles, deutschland hast von den Niederlanden verloren mit fussbal

<@nismo> in England, we mix Finlandia with another drink called Redbull
<+nb5> nismo: Sure, we've got red bull here to. Redbull+alcohol killed a few swedes.
<@nismo> is that such a bad thing?

<+Kreon> Holly Valance is here tomorrow :)
<@nismo> lol
<@nismo> that cold finnish air will make her nipples go hard
<@nismo> excellent

* nismo changes topic to 'Welcome finnish people to the #english igloo | park ur ski mobile outside'

<@phenomena> 1st part of bible consists lots of violence and porn
<@phenomena> we like that
<@phenomena> 2nd is like hangover after 1st part

<seveni-> Have seen The Rock (Sean Connor, Nicholas Cage)
<seveni-> i have watched it so many times on video that my video casette tape broke :/
<seveni-> but luckily i got it fixed :-)
<@nismo> I had the same trouble with Debbie Does Dallas cassette
(Noin puoli vuotta)
<@nismo-> my debbie does dallas tape is still stuck in my vcr

<@suvi^> mine are made of natural gredients..
<@n0life> keep waiting, theyll gonna grow
<@suvi^> who said they were small?

* @_tracker_ farts
<@_tracker_> upz :>
<@t-bo> _tracker_ you smelly cunt :)
* @t-bo opens the #english window

<@Parente> Latvia Latvia uber aleees
<@phenomena> i don't think it's uber alles - our highest peak's just bit 300 meters ,o)

<+DeeBo^> been partying like hell, internet has been broken for a week or something too
<@t-bo> eek, well at least there was partys :)

* @tasha` goes and takes a pee :P
* @t-bo watches
* @tasha` makes sure her legs are open wide so t-bo can watch everything :PPP
* @t-bo gets the camra

<+Frenky> the Hungarian language is famous about cursing and swearing

<nismo> kate is quite pretty aint she
<t-bo> nismo yeah shes ok
<t-bo> would you kick her out of bed for farting ?

<Lithium> im going to modd my house
<Lithium> gonna put a 12m fan in the front
<Lithium> and 2x6m ones in the back
<Crocket> wind tunnel for the pc
<biz387> 12m fam is pretty big.... about 40 foot
<Lithium> yeah lol
<Lithium> take up the whole front of my house
<Lithium> maximum airflwo
<biz387> watch the birds/kids/local animals they'll all be sucked in

<^Jez-> my kilo of feathers is heavier than your 2lbs of cheese

<t-bo> Tupsumato are you watching porn again ?
<nismo> its friday night my scandinavian friend
<nismo> switch off the porn and go and find some teinipulla
<hogat> uncle nismo's good advices

<[MoNs]> ill give u some cookies :)
<BLOODUK> with milk?
<[MoNs]> mm dunno bout milk 
<BLOODUK> i want MY MILK
<[MoNs]> cow is sleeping
<[MoNs]> patience little one
<BLOODUK> im trying so hard

<Deltanel> one time a guy wrote on his offspring cd with a normal marker
<Deltanel> he had 4,5 song left on it